WELCOME TO SHAM

That gif took a lot of time to make compared to the others. BUT, finding the template to put this gif in took way more time. Thanks to petrapixel and her layout generator, you can admire this work of art. I used pixilart for the gif and my hands to draw it.

Now, with that being said

spoon holding a machete

Basically; Spoon holding a machete is a mix of multiversalness, chaotic story telling and the use of one of the ideas I find interesting; see below.

Characters

These are the characters of SHAM.

• The Spoon
• John Wilkes Booth
• MR. EGC
• The Portal Authorities

the whole story

Basically:

In an alternate dimension different from ours, John Wilkes Booth, the assasinator of Abraham Lincoln, is smart. He can solve complex math problems, talk smart but most importantly; INVENT THINGS. He invented portal traveling (Or atleast discovered it, it was already a thing).

One day, april 13th he invents the spoon . This invention was supposed to be a humanoid spoon with limbs that can wash dishes while he went to assasinate the president. When he left the invention to do "the thing" the spoon immediately began recklessly rumaging through Booth's inventions. He then finds the most important thing; the portals. Immediately after finding the portals, the spoon grabs sun glasses and a machete on the kitchen counter and bolts for the portals.

By the time Booth finds out, the spoon's reckless traveling caught the attention of the portal Authorities. An officer of the Portal Authorities is tasked with catching Booth and containing the rift caused by both Booth and the spoon.

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